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drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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(Source: sillylilly)

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nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake)

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browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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rstew4:

"He like it when I get drunk, but I like it when he be sober" -Nicki Minaj

rstew4:

"He like it when I get drunk, but I like it when he be sober" -Nicki Minaj

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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

(Source: telvi1)

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Damn I just pulled into my driveway after not having been home since Friday morning. Shit. Time to actually get clean. And sleep in my own bed.

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genderphobia:

cis white boys are so fucking annoying like sit your macho hyper sexual testosterone driven ass down you smell like hot garbage bye

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taerection:

groupinou:

i-am-a-tree-and-some-moss:

groupinou:

schol:

They would see your undies

Thats not the point

WhTs the point

Green plastic shorts

taerection:

groupinou:

i-am-a-tree-and-some-moss:

groupinou:

schol:

They would see your undies

Thats not the point

WhTs the point

Green plastic shorts

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katara:

i need to stop befriending white people on this website they’re really fake its like they really unironically were raised on mean girls or something 

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