- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
Damn I just pulled into my driveway after not having been home since Friday morning. Shit. Time to actually get clean. And sleep in my own bed.reblog
cis white boys are so fucking annoying like sit your macho hyper sexual testosterone driven ass down you smell like hot garbage bye
They would see your undies
Thats not the point
WhTs the point
Green plastic shorts
i need to stop befriending white people on this website they’re really fake its like they really unironically were raised on mean girls or something